Yo mama is so stupid that when she locked her keys in the car, it took her all day to get Yo family out.
Yo mama is so stupid that I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart.
Yo mama is so fat that she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama is so old that she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
Yo mama is so stupid that you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama is so stupid that she failed a survey.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets.
Yo mama is so ugly that they didn`t give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back and shakes its head.
Yo mama is so stupid that she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean...
Yo mama`s so fat that when she walks, she changes the earth`s rotation!
Yo mama is so stupid that she can`t make Jello because she can`t fit 2 quarts of water in the box.
Yo mama is so stupid that she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.
Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.
Yo mama is so fat that the only pictures you have of her were taken by satellite cameras.
Yo mama`s so hunchbacked, she has to wear goggles to wash dishes.
yo mama`s breath is so stinky, she eats odour eaters.