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Yo mama is so stupid that when the judge said Order in the court, she said I`ll have a hamburger and a Coke.

Yo mama`s face is so wrinkled, that she has to screw her hat on.

Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate contained an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mama`s like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the country.

Yo mama is so fat that when she tripped on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

Yo mama is like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.

Yo mama is so old that I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was growing up she didn’t play with dolls, she played with midgets.

Yo mama`s hips are so big that people set their drinks on them.

Yo mama is so old that her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama is so fat that she has her own gravity field.

Yo mama is so fat that she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she joined an ugly contest, they said Sorry, no professionals.

Yo mama is so stupid that she tripped over a cordless phone!

Yo mama is so stupid that she took lessons for a player piano.

Yo mama is so fat that the sign inside one restaurant says, “Maximum occupancy: 300, or Yo momma.”

Yo mama is so stupid that she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Dr. Pepper.

Yo mama is so fat that light bends around her.

Yo mama is so fat that the only pictures you have of her were taken by satellite cameras.

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale.