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Yo mama is so stupid that she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

Yo mama is so stupid that when she took you to the airport and a sign said Airport Left, she turned around and went home.

Yo mama is so fat that when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo mama is so old that she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.

Yo mama is so ugly that she could make a freight train take a dirt road.

Yo mama is so fat that she cut her leg and gravy poured out

Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, its a long distance call.

Yo mama`s such a ho that who`s your daddy? is a multiple-choice question.

Yo mama is so fat that that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama is so stupid that she threw a rock the ground and missed.

Yo mama is so ugly that that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn`t have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama is so fat that when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guys word for it.

Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mama is so ugly that they didn`t give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.

Yo mama is so stupid that if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you`d get change.

Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it`s still printing!

Yo mama is so old that she`s mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.

Yo mama is so stupid that she peals M&M`s to make chocolate chip cookies.

Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell taxi!

Yo mama is so ugly that her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.