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Yo mama is so stupid that she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

Yo mama is so stupid that she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network.

Yo mama is so stupid that when the judge said Order in the court, she said I`ll have a hamburger and a Coke.

Yo mama is so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she`s backing up.

Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg`s holiday album.

Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.

Yo mama is so fat that she comes at you from all directions.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she goes to the therapist, he makes her lie on the couch face down.

Yo mama is so fat that she was zoned for commercial development.

Yo mama is so ugly that she could make a freight train take a dirt road.

Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama is so fat that she cant reach into her back pocket.

Yo mama is so stupid that she tries to insult you with yo mama jokes.

Yo mama is so fat that we went to the drive-in and didn`t have to pay for her because we dressed her up as a Toyota.

Yo mama is so fat that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington`s nose.

Yo mama is so old that when God said Let there be light she was there to flick the switch.

Yo mama is so ugly that that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn`t have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama’s so old, when she breast feeds, people mistake her for a fog machine.

Yo mama is so fat that a picture of her would fall off the wall.

Yo mama is so fat that when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guy’s word for it.