Yo mama is so fat that when she turns around people throw her a welcome back party.
Yo mama is so fat that I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama`s twice the man you are.
Yo mama`s so stupid that she though Jar-Jar came with Pickles-Pickles.
Yo mama is so old that she drove a chariot to high school.
Yo mama is so stupid that she said what`s that letter after x and I said Y she said Cause I wanna know.
Yo mama is so stupid that she wiped her ass before she took a shit.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she took you to the airport and a sign said Airport Left, she turned around and went home.
Yo mama`s so stupid that when she broke her VCR, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back and shakes its head.
Yo mama is so fat that the highway patrol made her wear a sign saying Caution! Wide Turn.
Yo mama is so ugly that it looks like someone did the stanky leg dance on her face.
Yo mama`s mouth is so big that she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama is so fat that they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama is so old that that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama is so fat that she cant reach into her back pocket.