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Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on my face I can`t hear the stereo.

Yo mama is so fat that her neck looks like a dozen hot dogs!

Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin` at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Yo mama is so stupid that when her husband lost his marbles she ran to the store and bought him new ones.

Yo mama`s got a leather wig with suede sideburns.

Yo mama is so fat that that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama is twice the man you are.

Yo mama is so fat that she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama is so stupid that she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.

Yo mama is so ugly that she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.

Yo mama`s like a parking garage, three bucks and you`re in.

Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.

Yo mama is so stupid that I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.

Yo mama`s like a nickel, she ain`t worth a dime.

Yo mama is so lazy that she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama is so old that she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.

Yo mama is so stupid that when she saw the Under 17 not admitted sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo mama is so stupid that when she took an IQ test, the results came out negative.