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Yo mama is so stupid that she tries to email people by putting envelopes into her computer`s disk drive.

Yo mama`s got a leather wig with suede sideburns.

Yo mama is so fat that the only pictures you have of her were taken by satellite cameras.

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

You`ll never be the man Yo mama was.

Yo mama is so fat that I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo mama is so fat that she doesnít have a tailor, she has a contractor.

Yo mama is so stupid that she uses Old Spice for cooking.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back and shakes its head.

Yo mama is so old that she baby-sat for Jesus.

Yo mama is so ugly that she climbed the ugly ladder and didn`t miss a step.

Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through!

Yo mama is like a telephone, anyone can pick her up.

Yo mama is so old that she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama is so ugly that her shadow ran away from her.

Yo mama is so fat that that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo mama`s like a bungee cord... 100 dollars for 30 seconds and if that rubber breaks, your ass is dead!

Yo mama is so ugly that she made an onion cry!

Yo mama is so grouchy that the McDonalds she works in doesn`t even serve Happy Meals.

Yo mama is so stupid that she shoved a AA battery up her butt and said I got the power!